A Fictional Recap Of Pitchfork Day 1

The night before Pitchfork started despair had turned my heart darker than the blackest night. I was crying myself to sleep listening to “Lost In Everyone” by Doldrums on repeat. I didn’t have a ticket to the festival and my beautiful sprite Bjork was headlining opening night. I was literally the most unlucky person in the world. I can’t think of anything worse than not … Continue reading A Fictional Recap Of Pitchfork Day 1

The Beastie Boys-Hot Sauce Committee, pt. 2 Review

I woke up this morning and decided I wanted to review the new Beastie Boys album. No reason why, really. I haven’t been interested in anything Beastie Boys-related since I was a teenager, and honestly I had forgotten that this album was coming out this month. I’ve lost whatever belief I had as a youngster that these three Jewish kids from New York could grow … Continue reading The Beastie Boys-Hot Sauce Committee, pt. 2 Review